I want to watch some Supernatural but the boys are playing video games. gertymactacular:

I WILL QUIT MY TENURE TRACK JOB AND COME LIVE IN YOUR BASEMENT SO WE CAN WATCH TV AND CUDDLE WITH WAHN. sigh.
(Source: billiethepoet)
Today, after 14 nights of urban camping… Capitol City Kitteh and his parents will finally have enough boxes cleared away that we get to sleep in our BED!!!! BEDDDDD!!!!!! Aren’t you excited, kitteh!??!!?!?!
Okay, so it’s really just a futon. Whatever. IT’S BED TO ME!!!!
(Source: weheartit.com, via thesepicsaremadefortumblring)
A friend’s husband told her to make sure she locked her car doors at my house. gertymactacular:
capitolcitykitteh:
gertymactacular:
We laughed and laughed at him. Then I realized my neighborhood Food Lion has an armed guard on Sunday afternoon. Hm.
haha The most dangerous thing in your neighborhood is either the teenager who practices kung fu on his front porch or maybe the old man who likes to BBQ. Maybe it’s the uptight woman next door who pretends to be a democrat? hehe
Don’t forget the pro-lifers next door!
They smile SO much. That can’t be safe.
(Source: billiethepoet, via billiethepoet)
A friend’s husband told her to make sure she locked her car doors at my house. gertymactacular:
We laughed and laughed at him. Then I realized my neighborhood Food Lion has an armed guard on Sunday afternoon. Hm.
haha The most dangerous thing in your neighborhood is either the teenager who practices kung fu on his front porch or maybe the old man who likes to BBQ. Maybe it’s the uptight woman next door who pretends to be a democrat? hehe
(Source: billiethepoet)
My motivation to go to the gym is wavering. gertymactacular:
And I haven’t accomplished much on my to do list.
But I did go to the grocery store and make a stew in the crock pot.
AND you made a stew in the tropics. Well done. Quite accomplished for a Sunday.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/14/bermuda-gets-warning-ahead-of-tropical-storm-gert/?hpt=hp_t2
(Source: billiethepoet)
sologatos:
16192
When a cat wakes up in the morning, this is pretty much how it sees the world.
(via meinekatze)
theconductor:
BABIES!! WATCH OUT FOR LIMES!!!
This is kind of scary but I can’t stop. haha
(via meinekatze)